Review: Luke

Posted by on Apr 23, 2012 in Sex Toy Review | 0 comments

Review: Luke

Hello, hello! It’s been a crazy couple months what with my job being so time and labor intensive, but I’m back, baby, with a new review! I originally asked to review the T-Rex but quickly changed my mind because the lip of the head on that beast made me drier than the Sahara on a good [...]

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Jizzology 101: Viscosity of Semen

Posted by on Feb 23, 2012 in Miscellaneous, Professor Jizz Tong | 6 comments

Jizzology 101: Viscosity of Semen

Ok, so I have a problem. It involves my friend, whom I am dubbing Professor Jizz Tong. He knows who he is. And it is about an image I found on teh interwebz about the University of Massachusetts and their simpleton need to post notices in dorms about how masturbation in the showers is against [...]

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Review: LELO Sensua Suede Whip

Posted by on Feb 11, 2012 in Sex Toy Review | Comments Off

Review: LELO Sensua Suede Whip

When I contacted Fun Wares  a while ago and was all “yo I wanna review more hot shit,” they were all “OMFG YEAAAAA BABY!” Ok, not exactly but you get my drift, right? That I need more toys that go vroom, thrust and jiggle in my vagina? That I need more instruments of sensual torture [...]

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Review: Jack’s Blowjob Lessons

Posted by on Feb 2, 2012 in Book Review | 13 comments

Review: Jack’s Blowjob Lessons

A week ago, I heard about Jack’s Blowjob Lessons from fellow bloggers SugarCunt, Bedroom Blogger and Hey Epiphora. They were all over twitter about how this book is totes ridics and quoting from it. Hello, I decided right then and there that I just HAD to read this “book”. So I asked SugarCunt about it [...]

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O RLY: A “Contract” for Book Reviews?

Posted by on Jan 27, 2012 in Miscellaneous | 66 comments

O RLY: A “Contract” for Book Reviews?

What with all the WTFuckery happening in the World Wide Web, including the Goodreads thread debacle, the hairy business of one Julie Halpern (Ranty McRant with comments and the additional Ranty McRant Rants). Then there was Stiefvater’s “reviews should be academic essays” Ranty McRant. But I think the worst of 2012, so far, is this [...]

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Pleasurists Edition 165

Posted by on Jan 25, 2012 in Miscellaneous | Comments Off

Pleasurists Edition 165

Courtesy of the bedroom blogger   Welcome to Pleasurists, a round-up of the adult product and sex toy reviews that came out in the last seven days. If you like what you see and want more of it be sure to follow the RSS Feed and Twitter for updates. Did you miss Pleasurists 164? Read [...]

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Review: First Mate Silicone Dildo

Posted by on Jan 23, 2012 in Sex Toy Review | Comments Off

Review: First Mate Silicone Dildo

Ever since my vagina was first introduced to silicone toys, it’s been enamored. Silicone is so smooth and realistic and is easy to clean. Therefore, when I saw the First Mate, I zoomed off an email asking for it. I got a black First Mate, because I wanted a black dildo. However, it is also [...]

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Review: Sportsheets Vibrating Velvet Harness

Posted by on Jan 22, 2012 in Sex Toy Review | 11 comments

Review: Sportsheets Vibrating Velvet Harness

I first became curious about pegging and strapons about a year ago, and when I saw that the Sportsheets Vibrating Velvet Harness was available for review at Good Vibes, I jumped at the chance and immediately requested it for review. Now, I was expecting an all-black harness, but instead got a purple one. Woo, it [...]

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