Review: The Captain Silicone Dildo

Posted August 28, 2011 by Insane Hussein in Because I Can, Reviews / 1 Comment

Captain Dildo

Hello, my lovelies! Hurricane Irene is raring in the southern part of the East Coast and we have only slight rain (though wind has picked up a bit), in my area. We also still have power in our home, complete with teh interwebz.

Due to Hurricane Irene, (fake) sharks are swimming in the streets of Puerto Rico, but we already have real sharks (Tea Party Baggers) swimming in the streets of DC. Thus, I’ve decided to risk life and limb to bring you this new dildo review!

You’re excited, I know. Me too.

I received the Captain dildo from Good Vibes a while ago, and I requested it in Coffee (dark brown). As Pretty Power Tools pointed out, I like the dark meat. (Based off a tweeted photo of my dishwashable dildos–most were dark colored.)

It came in a generic clear plastic container with some information on it, including the fact that it is 100% silicone. I love my silicone dildos, as they feel so good and are pliable to my vagina’s shape.

The Captain is a really good-sized toy, at 7.5 inches long and 1.875 inches girth. It has a flared base, making it appropriate for anal penetration1 and strapon play. This was extremely important to me, as I love butt sex and anal penetration with toys.

I really like the color of this toy, as it reminds me of coffee with a dollop of cream. A nice wake up call, even though I follow up with actual coffee. However, this toy does come in other colors, such as vanilla, caramel and black.

As you can tell from the image, the dildo’s shaft does have some veining and ridging, including a pronounced head, which is billed as having the ability to “nudge the g-spot”. However, I felt more fullness during penetration than actual g-spot stimulation. I was able to achieve g-spot orgasm with the Captain, but it took a while and I had to keep jacking off my clit to keep the arousal up. It was a lot of work, and my g-spot orgasm wasn’t as spectacular as with other toys in my arsenal which are actually geared to g-spot orgasms.

I also used my fingers to massage my clitoris so that I could have a clitoral orgasm with this toy, since the g-spot orgasm was so much work and I’m a lazy fucker, so I prefer not to have to develop carpel tunnel to have an orgasm.

Because of this toy’s girth, I had to work up to it, using other dildos, vibrators and my fingers to increase arousal and loosen my pelvic muscles in anticipation of the Captain dildo. I had to do this several times, as I was unused to this toy and wanted to prevent any pain disrupting my enjoyment. After a few times, I was able to insert this toy without the aid of other dildos and vibrators, just my fingers on my clit.

As with my vagina, it took a while to work it in to my ass, as I had to lube up and go through other, less girthy toys, so that I didn’t massacre my anus with this one. Once I had it in, I penetrated shallowly, and as I got a rhythm, I was able to insert only 75% of this toy in my ass. As I was holding the base, I didn’t think I’d get it all in, but I had hopes. Some day (hopefully soon), I shall insert it entirely. A girl can dream.

I used only water-based lube with this toy, because it is silicone. Using silicone-based lubes with silicone toys is a not recommended because it will degrade the silicone toy and ruin it for future use.

As far as cleaning this dildo, as it is silicone, you can use water and antibacterial soap, a sex toy cleaner, your dishwasher or putting it in boiling water for a few minutes. I did all, except boiling, and this toy was fine and clean.

Also make sure to store this dildo away from other silicone dildos, as they can degrade if they touch (same deal as with silicone lube on silicone toys).

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J is a super-cool female superhero delivering her honest opinions of romance novels, douchenuggetry, sex toys, porn and whatever else she fancies. When not on the blog, she can be found on twitter chatting about whatever random thing occurs to her, might be curled up with a good book, eating chocolate, guzzling--she mean, sipping delicately--wine, watching TV, watching porn or on her back having orgasms. Or a combination thereof. Don't judge, appreciate!

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  1. Never use a toy in your ass if it does not have a flared base. []

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