Ever wanted to date a werewolf… or a vampire? Did you always want to be a homebody, or be able to go out and party with some badass, furry fiends? Did you want to go to the beach and get a tan, or did you want to stay in and be pasty white like your undead friend? Did you want warmth, or a perpetual chill? I think you can tell which side I’m on. And here’s why:
|Won’t devour you when Aunt Flo comes for a visit||WILL devour you when Aunt Flo comes for a visit–feast!|
|Can get a tan||Will turn in to a crispy critter when in the sun|
|Can go out and party w/ you day AND night||Can only go out and party w/ you at night|
|Can be human or wolf||Can be human or bat|
|If he cuts down trees it’ll be during the daytime||Cuts down trees at night = no love life and no beauty sleep.|
|Werewolves mate for life||Sleeps in a coffin (stereotype) during the day|
|Weres are social beings = WIN! Never be the odd girl out at a social function||Vamps have fangs -> love bites -> broken, bloody skin = your sudden death. Hey, at least there won’t be any mess!|
|Weres have fangs in wolf form and only bite if you’re in to it. Sure it might be a little bloody, but he won’t bleed you dry!||Vamps have fangs at all time and bite when they like–::backs away::|
|Were love bites are worth it||Vamp love bites are only worth it if you’ve had a lot of Holy water to drink|
|Weres are possessive and protective -> they will protect you till the end!||Vamps aren’t known for their loyalty to humans.|
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