Review: Explosive by Beth Kery

Review: Explosive by Beth Kery

January 31, 2014 Reviews 0 DNF

I wanted to like this book, but this time round, it was a no-go. Explosive by Beth Kery starts out well, but gets confusing and a bit disjointed, for me, around the 50-page mark. I put the book down, hoping to get inspired and interested to delve back in, and I did… for about another 20 pages. I just couldn’t, any more. I tried. The sex scenes were all right, but did not have me coming back for more. The story dragged on, and this was only in the first fifty pages. I don’t know what else it was, specifically, in the story that turned me off this book, but the fact remains, I could not finish reading this. I felt confused and disappointed, so I went and ate some chocolate. I do not like that I cannot articulate what, exactly, I did not like, but it feels like it’s… Read more »

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Review: Sqweel 2

Review: Sqweel 2

December 30, 2013 Reviews 2

When I originally requested the Lovehoney Sqweel 2 Oral Sex Simulator for review, I was intrigued by the design. It’s a circular device with mini tongues that rotate to simulate lapping. I thought it looked pretty cool. Then I wanted to try it. When I received the toy, I got it, and Duracell AAA Batteries (4 Pack), and I opened it, planned on a particular porn to watch, and began to masturbate. When I introduced the Sqweel 2 to my session, I was a little interested, then I got bored and became disinterested. So I put it aside and switched it out for Old Faithful (aka my eroscillator). Then I forgot about it. Until I looked at my review list. Woops. The Sqweel 2 comes in two colors: black or white. I chose the white, because I prefer that to black, most times. The Sqweel 2 is a bit hefty,… Read more »

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Happy Halloween 2013 Sales and Deals!

October 29, 2013 Sales and Deals 0

Hey everyone, Halloween is only a few days away (Thursday) and these lovely retailers have some amazing sales going on! Babeland is one of my favorite places to shop for sex toys and accessories, and they are having a great sale for Halloween! Take 10% off orders $75+, 15% off orders $100 +, or 20% off orders $150+ with code TREAT13 at checkout through November 4th! Tantus is also having a 30% sale on all of their orange and black toys through November 1st! Use code HALLOWEEN2013 at checkout for this awesome discount! Tantus is one of my favorite stores, and their silicone toys are 100% premium medical grade silicone. Don’t forget, you can still get in on the awesome butt plug action and get 25% off all Tantus butt toys with code WHATWHAT at checkout. Hurry, it ends October 31st! SheVibe is one of the best places to get… Read more »

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Review: Eroscillator

Review: Eroscillator

October 15, 2013 Reviews 1

Have you ever seen a silk maggot? It looks weird, but emits such a beautiful and desirable result: silk. The Eroscillator is like that, but its end result is a beautiful and desirable orgasm. It is immensely attractive for its unassuming appearance. With an ergonomic design, range of power settings, and great oscillation, the Eroscillator is high class and delivers great orgasms. Wow, I still cannot get over that. I received the Eroscillator 2 Plus with Ultrasoft Finger Tip Combo, which includes the Eroscillator 2 Plus, four attachments, product manual, a power adapter with a 12-ft cord, and a one-year warranty. There is no storage bag that comes with it, so you have to find alternate ways to store the Eroscillator and its accoutrements. I use Ziploc gallon and 1-qt. bags, and they seem to do the trick. It’s ugly, no doubt about it, but it’s beautiful for it. Gold… Read more »

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Review: The Perfect Match by Kristan Higgins

Review: The Perfect Match by Kristan Higgins

October 9, 2013 Reviews 0 ★★★½

One of my favorite authors, Kristan Higgins has taken a devoted space on my bookshelf for quite a few years, and continues to do so with her latest, The Perfect Match. The Perfect Match is the second of the Blue Heron Winery books, set in Manningsport, NY, population 715, depicting small town life, the idiosyncrasies of family, and finding love. The heroine, Honor Holland, is a 35-year-old woman who is feeling the tick tock of her biological clock, as well as wanting someone to love her. When her long-standing relationship with her lifelong friend/crush/sex buddy ends, and her best friend takes him, she gets a nasty wake up call to take a look at her life and what she wants of it. The running narrative between her and her eggs is hilarious, encouraging her to be a bad girl, for, perhaps, to take charge and be something different for a… Read more »

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Talk Like a Pirate Day 2013 HostGator Deal!

Talk Like a Pirate Day 2013 HostGator Deal!

September 19, 2013 Sales, Deals & Promos 0

Ahoy, Ye landlubbers!! This day be a day unlike any other day, Talk Like A Pirate Day! AAaaarrrrrrggghhhh!!! Today only, HostGator be offerin’ up some very special deals. Off the starboard bow, ye be seein’ ALL NEW HOSTING PLANS at 44.44% off! Aye, that’s 44.44rrrrrrrrrr percent off, any new hosting plan, including VPS and Dedicated Servers. Now direct yon spyglass off the port bow to be seein’ $5 Domains (.com/.net/.org/.biz/.info)! Aye!! This is a great opportunity to add a separate hosting package for that special project you have been thinking about. Sign up for your second account through the home page. If you are a current customer looking to add domains, you can either go to HostGator.com > Domains or via Domain Management in the HostGator links section of your control panel. Please note that all promotional pricing applies to the first invoice of new orders. Current clients can take… Read more »

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